MY OMEGLE CONVERSATIONS

[Kestrel Savage.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Have you read Harry Potter?
Stranger: Yes
You: Yessum
Stranger: :DD
Stranger: And wth is a Hufflepuff?!
Stranger: D:
You: A true hufflepuff? Snapes still trying to figure it out
Stranger: Hahahaaha XD
Stranger: Redvines. What can't they do?
You: I'm actually watching a very potter musical right now
You: Where have you been all my life?
Stranger: In a cupboard under some stairs.
You: Favorite way to say red wine in a german accent?
Stranger: REDVINES
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: XD
Stranger: <3<3<3
You: Are you on pottermore?
Stranger: yes
You: EEP!
Stranger: WingHazel88
You: ThestralHallows122
You:
Stranger: :DD This is beautiful <3<3 <3
Stranger: OMG UMBRIDGE STOP TEXTING ME
You: Did you get my text?
Stranger: Yes!
You: Well you didn't text me back.
Stranger: DADDY, DADDY LOVE ME
Stranger: I CAN USE THE POTTY!
You: Awh!! I always felt so bad for Draco right then D:
Stranger: I got mad at Hermione when she rejected Draco D:<
You: me too!!
Stranger: And in the famous words of Draco: "What a bitch."
You: I said that the same time Draco did :L
Stranger: OMGGGGG
Stranger: I love you. Seriously, where have you been all my life?!! <3<3
You: Oh in a cupboard under some stairs!
You:
Stranger: <3<3
You: This is one of those truly glorious moments in life...
Stranger: I will never find another like you on here. T~T
Stranger: Everyone else is such a horny pervert. x.x
You: I know!!
Stranger: And I'm like... I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU
You: You know I actually trolled omegle for like three days, opening every conversation with "Where have you been all my life?" In the hopes that at least one person would say "In a cupboard under some stairs"?
Stranger: Did anyone respond? D:
You: Not one!
Stranger: I was on omegle for 2 days asking What the Hell is a Hufflepuff?
You: I did get a few people saying "in your closet"...
You: Ah! Why didnt we find each other sooner?
Stranger: And what I got was "Wtf?" and "Go die." And "A Harry Potter house."
Stranger: And I was like... eiofjseofjsiosjefoisejfeisoj WHY DO YOU PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND?!
Stranger: Because of Voldemort. D:<
You: I KNOW WHY IS THE WORLD SO STUPID IT MAKES ME CRY
Stranger: fhuiesfheiufheiuesfhueisfeisfuehieus.
You: Lol, I like to end all my conversations with "Voldemort out, bitches!"
Stranger: I wonder if the OP is laughing at our beautiful conversation?
Stranger: Hehehehehehe XDD
Stranger: That's beautiful.
You: Flawless
You: Okay, okay, I has to ask, and it's okay if the answers no, but I have to ask. "Do you, per chance, have a tumblr?"
Stranger: Oh Darren Criss... it seems like only yesterday you were Harry Fricken Party and now you're Blaine Anderson.
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES I DO
You: OH MY
You: THIS IS GLORIOUS
Stranger: oijdsiojsdiojosidvjs
Stranger: It's always the awesome people who have tumblr :DD
You: KEYBOARDSMASHKEYBOARDSMASHKEYBOARDSMASH
You: I know!
Stranger: iifiojefeifojiojeiojejeiwoigojeojeiewgoewgojewgojiewgoiwgeowgeojwgeojwgeoiwgeojiwgeoiwgeoijwgeioe
Stranger: ^ Keyboard smash
You: hehe!
You: No, because occassionally, I meet a person on here that I really get along with, that seems awesome, and I'm all "Okay... Do you has a tumblr?" And then theyre all "Oh no sorry" and I'm all "*sniff* okay.."
Stranger: OMG IT'S MAGIC. We were destined to meet <3
You: We so were!
You: Whats your url?
Stranger: mountaingirl93.tumblr.com/
Stranger: =]=]
You: mrbinkymalinky.tumblr.com
You:
Stranger: eeep followed
You: Wait, hold on, I'm not sure which blog I'm signed in on...
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: XD
Stranger: okay
You: So whoever just followed you, that was me
Stranger: Ginny, this is Harry Potter. Harry, Harry Potter.
Stranger: Stupid Sister! Don't crowd the famous friend!
You: HEHE!
Stranger: okay :DD
You: I... I am never going to be happy again. *cradles giant chocolate bar*
Stranger: You never tell a girl you like em, it makes you look like an idiot :DD
Stranger: I get this pain in my chest and I know it's all her fault that bitch. *cradles chocolate bar*
You: Hey! You're that girl who was mysteriously absent from our second year of school!
Stranger: Next year, I'll be transferred...
Stranger: TO PIGFARTS
You: You cant GO to Pigfarts, its on MARS, you need a ROCKET ship!
Stranger: Do YOU have a Rocketship Potter?
Stranger: You know not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died! *rolls around on the floor*
You: Hehe! You know a very potter threequal is coming out in 2012?
Stranger: ifjsofjsoejeiojsoeigjigj
Stranger: MUST WATCH.
You: I saw it on the internet, it's definitely real.
Stranger: Is Darren gonna be in it?
Stranger: What with his busy schedule and everything nowadays.
Stranger: Or are they gonna find someone to replace him?
You: Yeah, thats why its next year, because it had to fit Darrens schedule!
Stranger: YESYESYES!
Stranger: That's gonna be why we'll all die in November
Stranger: er
Stranger: in 2012 in December
Stranger: or wahtever. XD
Stranger: It's cause of AVP3
You: Yes! Our lives will have been completed anywho
Stranger: Yesh.
Stranger: You don't watch Glee do you?
Stranger: Cause then I could gush about that too. XD
Stranger: The scarf of sexual preference <3
You: I do sometimes! But I don't really follow the plot I'm afraid, I just watch bits and pieces :/ Sorry. You don't by chance watch supernatural do you?
Stranger: I can never find a working link. x.x
Stranger: But you should definitely watch Glee on November 8th. Darren is gonna be making out with Kurt in the back of a car ;D
Stranger: Like I've tried to find a link that works for the pilot but it's always crap.
You: OOOOH WHAT A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY PRESENT THAT WILL BE FOR ME!
You: I could try and find you one, if you like?
Stranger: Please =]=]
You: Alrighty, theres a site I watch it from, I shall try and get it now XD
Stranger: okay :DD
You: And if all else fails WE'RE POTTER BUDDIES!
Stranger: GO HOME TERRORIST
Stranger: XDD
Stranger: POTTERPOTTERPOTTER <3<3<3
Stranger: there was a question on here. That said Harry potter or Twilight?
You: Quirrell its okay we're, we're there, we've reached that point!
You: Oh, wow
Stranger: And I of course said Harry Potter. But the person that I was with said............................ TWILIGHT
Stranger: x.x
You: em... how could anyone...? choose twilight over harry potter...?
Stranger: Uh Professor, can a person be a horcrux?
Stranger: er
Stranger: a portkey
Stranger: Of course not! For if a person were to be touching themselves *stares at Ron* they would constantly be transported
Stranger: And I don't even know. I wanted to scream and cry at them. And... they logged out before I could. T~T
You: I'll show you what to do, just watch very closely *dies*
Stranger: XDD
Stranger: MALFOY, YOU LITTLE SHIT
Stranger: 10 points from Gryffindor! For Granger's exceptionally large brain.
Stranger: UGH. Thanks Hermione.
You: Hey cho come on dance with me I'm Harry Potter
You: LOL
Stranger: LOLOL
Stranger: To dance again...
Stranger: I've waited all my life to Dance againnn
You: You take your foot *tap tap tap tap* your little foot *taptataptaptap*
Stranger: I love that songgg
You: Me too!
Stranger: This is the triwizard tournament. How can there be a triwizard tournament with 4 teams?
You: My favorite part of the whole show though, is when voldemort is all "I'll eat your pillow! You'll have a dream that you're eating a marshmallow, but when you wake up your favorite goosefeather pillow will be missing!!"
Stranger: OMG THAT'S MY FAVORITE TOO!
Stranger: I love the way he says it XD
You: www.cucirca.com/2009/01/18/supernatural-season-1-episode-1-pilot/
You: you could try that link :3
Stranger: Hey Quirrel... what are you planning on doing with those clothes?
You: I love that little Quirrellmort scene!!
Stranger: Quirrellmort is my otp ;D
Stranger: okay I'll use that one. Thanks :DD
You: Well are you going to put them in a hamper or... What is your plan for these?
You: Everything has its place, muggles have their place, mudbloods have their place, and so do your clothes! Namely a dresser!
Stranger: HAHAHAA
Stranger: Cho Chang!
Stranger: Cho Chang!
You: Bitch I aint Cho Chang!
Stranger: Cho Chang!
Malfoy... Malfo- Hey...
Stranger: That's Lavender Brown! Racist Sister!
Stranger: I don't know... Cedric Diggory is pretty cool... NOT! I'm totally gonna win.
You: Hufflepuffs are particularly good FINDERS!
Stranger: What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
You: I FIND that to be quite rude!
Stranger: -cheesy smile and sits back down-
Stranger: Hahahahaa XD
Stranger: oh Cedric..
You: Harry, I think I FOUND something!
Stranger: So many puns. So many. x.x
Stranger: XDD
You: Ah happiness
You: And the awkies of RonxHermione kiss!
Stranger: Can you tell Dumbledore? Cause he and I are pretty tight... just saying.
Stranger: LOL I love how they are all like -tongue tongue-
You: And if you're good RumbleRoar will let you ride around on his back!
Stranger: RUMBLEROAR
You: Dumbledore, slumblesnore, BUMBLESORE
Stranger: Snape's not trying to kill me. He made me a sammich. Look it even ticks.
Stranger: BOMB-appetite
You: I have to go make myself another sammich, but I can't see how it'll be as good as the last one -- the last one TICKED!
Stranger: Is that sandwich ticking? It looks like it's licking.
Stranger: Finger licking good
You: Zefron!!
Stranger: I love how in the second one it was Taylor Lautner XD
You: That was brilliant!
Stranger: He is rather evil ;D
You: I love how Ron tries to imitate each posters pose
Stranger: And I'll sabotage all the other contestants so you win by default ;D
Stranger: I say you won't last 5 minutes... At PIGFARTS
Stranger: Famous Potter doesn't even know about Pigfarts... hooo. *rolls around on the floor*
You: Kiss the planet goodbye? Having second thoughts about pigfarts, are you?
Stranger: Rumbleroar's the headmaster at Pigfarts. He's a lion. Who can talk
You: Hehe! Ah, theres so many moments....
Stranger: LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT THIS. Starkid Potter... Moonshoes Potter. Investigating travels to Pigfarts heeee
Stranger: So many quotable things
You: Hehe! The unbreakable vow between voldemort and draco!
Stranger: Hahahahahahahahahahahha XD
Stranger: I love how Dobby is Draco's father XD
Stranger: And how he drowned all his brothers XD
You: Me too! I was in stitches!
Stranger: Goyle... Am I bleeding?
You: I thought, maybe it was... Maybe a little bit...
Stranger: I can't believe that I couldn't figure out that the countercurse was just unjellify!
You: Goyle was actually one of my favorite characters in AVPM
Stranger: Quirrel and Voldemort and Harry and Ron and Draco were mine XD
Stranger: And Cedric... and Seamus.
Stranger: I love Seamus.
You: And basically everyone!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: Whoever plays Quirrel, I love him. Whoever he plays, I basically love.
You: Indeed, and Voldemort coming back as Umbridge!
Stranger: I know!
Stranger: I was sad that he had to come back with a lesser part though.. he was epic as Quirrel. But if he loves Seamus and it was his choice, then whateva
Stranger: and I swear.. Joe Walker ftw
You: I just ship the entire cast with everything that moves
Stranger: XDDDD
Stranger: I now want to see
Stranger: Voldemort x Umbridge in AVP
You: Oh my can you imagine
Stranger: Just someone make a video of it stat
You: Her new boyfriend...
Stranger: You gotta roll over. I can't sleep on my tummy.
Stranger: Oh god. XD
You: I always sleep on my back I have back trouble!
Stranger: You won't sleep on your tummy
You: You wont sleep on your back!
Stranger: We're quite a cooky couple, you'll agree
You: Dammit, I cant remember the lyrics D:
Stranger: I'm watching it so I'm cheating XD
You: Ah
Stranger:
Stranger: NAMELEY A DRESSER
You: I'm watching the "We must unite so we can fight... VOLDEMORT IS GOING DOWN" part
Stranger: We share some hands and fingers
Stranger: and yet the feeling lingers
Stranger: I LOVE THATTTTT
Stranger: oh Ron..
Stranger: I loved the whole Draco vs Ron for Hermione
Stranger: and how they just kept it throughout XD
You: Oh they picked up on the ships in the movies so well
Stranger: I know!
Stranger: I loved how in the last movie, they had Neville and Luna <3
You: Nawh yeah!
Stranger: so mad that they didn't end up together in the books.
Stranger: That was so upsetting x.x
You: I KNOW! but oh well
Stranger: And Fred. T~T
Stranger: STUPID PERCY.
Stranger: Percy is definitely my least favorite character of all time.
You: Oh yeah :/ Although I was annoyed they cut Percys redemption out of the final movie
Stranger: I was mad that JK Rowling decided to save Percy and kill of Fred instead. ._.
Stranger: *off
Stranger: This song just does not work with your name. At all. Just no.
You: Oh my gosh yes, Fred was truly the most terrible death of alll...
You: Take you up to Winnipig THATS in Canada!
Stranger: And wtf! Why did she decide to kill off Tonks and Remus?!!
Stranger: Just wtf!
Stranger: and I wanted a further detail of their deaths goddamnit...
You: I KNOW! She is now and forever will be a queen to me, but still... And TEDDY LUPIN was cut from DHP2!!!
You: I was enraged!
Stranger: I KNOW. I WAS PISSED
Stranger: I WAS LIKE... THE FUCK seiofjseoijsieofjse
You: It was almost as bad as them cutting out Snape and Lily's romance-y scenes. Almost, but not quite.
You: That will never be forgiven.
Stranger: And I didn't realize until the movie came out that she had killed off every original owner of the Marauder's Map. =/
You: Oh I knew that, but it hurt, oh boy did it hurt...
Stranger: My friend never read the books so when we went to see the movie, she just saw Snape as this total asshole and she was so happy when he died. And then when they showed his memories of the past... she was like O.O T~T
Stranger: So she should've kept Tonks alive. Just sayin >.>
You: Oh yeah.
You: Oh, when I was in the cinema, some idiot who hadn't read the books LAUGHED when Snape died. I turned slowly and gave them a death stare.
Stranger: ijfsodjfisofjiosefjosj
Stranger: Snape became one of my favorite characters at that moment
Stranger: I was like.. JK ROWLING WAS TROLLING US ALL ALONG
You: Honestly, I'd always been rather taken with Snape
Stranger: I had a crush on him. But I thought he was a total jerk.
Stranger: But James was kind of a dick. >.>
You: I WOULD LOVE IF LAUREN LOPEZ AND TOM FELTON GOT MARRIED AND HAD LITTLE DRACO BABIES
You: sorry, just saying
Stranger: OMG
You: and yes, he kind of was
Stranger: THAT WOULD BE SO BEAUTIFUL
Stranger: IT MUST HAPPEN
Stranger: I wonder if they've ever met?
You: I always thought James was quite a dick, but then had to take into account that he was a teenage boy in the memories, so...
You: Can you imagine how awkward their meeting would be?
Stranger: "So... Tom... ever been to Pigfarts?"
You: Lol, especially since she played him as a half house elf with a little D... And shes a girl...
Stranger: ?
You: D: i didnt realise its like 2.40 AM !!
You: Methinks it may be sleepy bye time...
You: I have your tumblr and your pottermore, and we shall talk again my potter buddy!
You: I wonder if youre even getting these messages...
You: Goodbye my darling my love! We shall chat soon!
You have disconnected.