You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey Sam
You: Dean?
Stranger: FINALLY!!!
Stranger: dude, where the HELL have youbeen???
You: I was trying to contact Cas
Stranger: ... you do realise he has like no concept of technology whatsoever?
You: I know... A lot has been going on with him lately.
Stranger: ... what's up with him?
You: I was searching for some rituals to summon him.
You: Whats up with him? Dean, the souls? The Purgatory? Becoming God?
Stranger: dude why didn't you tell me? i can probably contact him..
Stranger: i dont know, Sam... we'll get him back.
You: I'm worried, Dean. We have to kill him.
You: And how do we kill God?
Stranger: no... we cant.
You: I know... How much he means to you.
Stranger: i tried that and it didnt work, i cant... Sammy i cant do that again
Stranger: wehave to help him
You: But don't you think he's a bit in the deep end?
Stranger: he saved me from hell, Sam!!!
You: I don't like the idea of killing Cas anymore than you--
Have you been on my laptop?
Stranger: everything he's done for us, and we never really thanked him... is it really any wonder he went nuts?
Stranger: ... no, dude, i've been no way near your laptop
Stranger: why?
You: Its frozen on Busty Asian Beauties...
Stranger: ... thatwasnt me.
You: Uh huh.
Stranger: it totally wasnt!!
You: Look thats not of import, we were talking about Cas.
Stranger: yes and you are not killing him.
You: I know how you feel Dean, you're not the only one he saved from Hell.
Stranger: no you don't know how i feel!
You: But he lied to us. He worked with Crowley. He ate all those souls -- you said yourself he's a walking Nuke!
Stranger: he might be a walking Nuke but he was my friend! my best friend! i cant just give up on him!
Stranger: Sam... if i started eating souls, you wouldnt just kill me, would you?
You: He isn't family Dean! Nothing you do will ever make him family! It's different for me and you! He had his chance to get better --- to let us help him! He didn't take it!
Stranger: well we'll just have to try again.
You: Besides, I'm hurt because he won't follow my blog.
Stranger: ... he's an angel, Sam. or, a god or whatever the hell he is now. and.. since when do you have a blog?
You: I've always had a blog, Dean. It's how I find a whole lot of our cases.
You: Man, I miss the Wendigo days...
Stranger: same...
Stranger: back then, we didnt have so many problems.
You: What if we cant defuse him? What if he insists on staying this way? Dean what if he won't give up that power?#
Stranger: he might not be family, but other than you or Bobby he's the only person ive ever trusted. i... i have to try, Sam.
You: Okay. We'll try.
Stranger: thank you
You: But if we fail...
You: You have to be prepared for what that means.
Stranger: what does it mean, exactly? he's not evil, he's not some demon we can just waste.
You: He's not good anymore, Dean. He is maybe the most evil thing we've ever faced. His long road to good intentions led him to become this... This power hungry machine. You heard what he said, you saw what he's capable of. Dean... He was willing to destroy us.
Stranger: I am not having this conversation right now. we are not even beginning to think of that until we've done everything we can to save him.
You: Okay.
You: So saving him.
You: We can't exactly just pour our hearts out and tell him how we feel; I mean we already tried that grand plan and he didn't exactly give a sh-- feather.
Stranger: -_- we'll just have to think of something else then, wont we.
You: I'm open to ideas.
Stranger: hey, you're the brainbox. you think of something.
You: I don't exactly have much lore on rogue angels turned overlords.
Stranger: ask Bobby, then
You: Well, except Lucifer maybe...
Stranger: dont even think about going there
You: I'm just saying, thats all the info I have.
You: Besides, I thought Bobby was with you.
Stranger: what? no, i left Bobby's yesterday.
You: He... He called me to say you were there with him.
Stranger: ... when was this?
You: About an hour ago.
You: Dean... You don't think...
You: I mean, Bobby didn't sound suspicious
Stranger: oh, shit. shapeshifter? or demonic posession?
You: He wouldn't do the drill if you just decided to drop by
You: He's not answering his phone.
Stranger: right, i'm heading over there now
You: Where are you?
Stranger: some crappy motel, about half an hour away from Bobby's... with Alanna.
You: What the hell are you doing there?
You: You were supposed to be with Bobby today!
Stranger: i needed some space, okay! is that so illegal?!
You: In this time of crisis I'm tempted to say yeah!!
Stranger: you're not dad, you can't just boss me around.
You: Wait... Alanna Wolff?
Stranger: no... Alanna Brand.
You: And you never seem to have a problem bossing me around like YOU'RE suddenly dad!
You: Who's Alanna Brand?
Stranger: ... um. a.. girl imet once... or twice... a few times maybe.
You: Dean... The world is falling apart, our best friend is falling from Grace, and you're with some HOOKER?!
Stranger: she's not a hooker! she's a friend.
You: A friend, right.
You: That what they're calling it nowadays?
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: wait.. falling from Grace.... if angels suddenly go dark side, do you think maybe they actually fall from grace?
You: Happened to Lucifer.
You: Seems like it's happening to a certain someone in a trenchcoat.
Stranger: maybe Cas will just become human...
You: Oh yeah because that worked out sooo well the first time.
You: Look, Dean... I just want you to know, you mean a lot to me. We haven't acted like brothers since season 3 -- eh, I mean.... Since before Cas. But I still love you. You should know that.
Stranger: at least he was just on drugs and not stealing souls...
Stranger: hey, less of the chick-flick moments
You: ... Jerk.
Stranger: bitch.
You: The garage were in touch... Dean... The impala looks bad.
You: Like, damn near unfixable.
Stranger: Dammit. I havent actually seen all of Series 6 yet, i just got spoilered for it, but THEY'D BETTER FIX MY BABY.
You: Oh Gosh I'm so sorry
You should have told me I wouldn't have mentioned it!
You: I just assumed when you knew about Cas...
Stranger: no worries, i already knew about all of that anyways :L I did already know about Cas :L GODAMMIT, WE'RE GONNA SAVE HIM
You: We'll try, Dean. I... I want my old baby in a dirty trenchcoat back too.
Stranger: (he's like my favourite character. I've only watched SPN for like two months and I'm obsessed XD i'm watching it atm with my bestfriend) Sam, since when is he YOURS?
You: Oh don't fight me for him Dean. (Yeah, I started watching in March of this year and I was hooked from episode one. I'm spreading my obsession among my group of friends now rather successfully)
Stranger: Sam... seriously. Don't be childish. It was always me and Cas that had the closer relationship. (I KNOW ITS SO ADDICTIVE)
Stranger: (i've converted my best friend and a couple of other people too)
You: (My friend was actually trolling Omegle for a chat, and as soon as you said "hey Sam" I attacked her from the laptop because she doesn't watch SPN and she didn't understand why it was so important to me)
You: Yeah, your "Profound bond". As if I don't know what thats codeword for.
Stranger: (I've been talking to random people going HEY SAM, or HEY CAS, whatever, and they're all like.. 'what the hell' so i practically squealed when you called me Dean :L) ... It's not codeword for anything. We're just... close friends.
You: Oh yeah, sure. And those long, romantic interludes where you stare into each others eyes, thats what all friends do.
You: (I've been doing the same, opening conversations with "Dean?" or "Sammy?" So to have someone open to me with that just made me pounce for the laptop!)
Stranger: (omg do you ship them? i kinda ship them :L) ... that's just Cas... he just doesn't quite understand things like personal space...
You: And how personal did you get in his space?
You: (I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY.)
Stranger: (YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Not... Sam, we're not... like that..
You: (If the writers didn't intend for us to ship them, why did they make them so in love?)
You: Just like you and Alanna aren't like that.
You: (Do you have a tumblr by any chance?)
Stranger: (hey, you seem like amazingly awesome... no i dont, but i have a live journal account) it's... it's just complicated Sammy
You: Complicated. It's always complicated, Dean. Our lives are complicated. We're hunters, we were born into the complicated side of the world. And Cas is no different. I didn't want it to be like this, but he's... He's just another monster for us to hunt down.
Stranger: DONT YOU DARE SAM!!! I won't let you!
You: (At the risk of sounding incredibly ignorant, whats live journal?)
Stranger: (Sam is a total cockblocker. :L LJ is this amazing website with loads of different communities, I'm on a few Doctor Who and Supernatural ones, my usernames starlight_kaos)
You: (You're a doctor who fan too?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!)
Stranger: (OMG. I THINK MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING)
You: You won't *let* me Dean? And it's not like I'd know how to anyway. The angel blade doesn't work on him anymore.
Stranger: (http://starlight-kaos.livejournal.com/ < my Live Journal) No, Sam. I won't let you.
You: Hey, I said we'd give it a chance.
You: I said we could try and save him.
You: But if it comes to that...
Stranger: No.. we'll find a way.
You: (theystolemyimpala.tumblr.com / mrbinkymalinky.tumblr.com <-- my tumblr) Then please. Find it.
Stranger: I will. Maybe he'll listen to me.
You: You... Eh... You already tried that.
Stranger: (THAT URL IS AWESOME.) Well I'll just have to try again! I'M NOT GIVING UP ON HIM!
You: I'm sorry, Dean! But I don't see any other way!!
Stranger: Then stop looking. But don't expect me to.
Stranger: (looking through your tumblr - oh god, that brothel scene. I was drinking juice at the time and sprayed it everywhere :L i loved Cas's expression :L)
You: (I'm sorry but you're just making me fall in love with you and Dean and everything so much!! I love that Rose/Adam thing on your live journal! Is that HeadCanon?)
You: I'm sorry it had to be this way, Dean.
You: I'll try Bobby again.
You: (Did you do that graphic on your LJ page yourself?)
Stranger: (haha :L i found the transcript on a website... you are so my new best friend. you know i havent actually posted on LJ in a while, mainly because I've been watching SPN non-stop :L) Right... hope he's okay. I can't get anywhere... don't have a damn car.
Stranger: (no, someone else did, i wouldn't have a clue how to do it :L I love it so much though... im a complete angst!junkie)
You: What are we doing about Crowley? We have a plan for him yet?
You: (I feel your angst! pain darling... And how I wish SuperWho would just happen already...)
Stranger: (i dont know what we're doing with Crowley... last i saw Cas burned his bones :L) I dont know Sam, we'll figure something out. We've got more important things to worry about now though
Stranger: (omg, i was having a conversation with my friend Finn - imagine if the TARDIS turned into the Impala for one episode!!!)
You: (MIND JUST BLOWN HOLY MOTHER OF DEVINE MERCY your friend Finn knows his shtuff!)
You: Bobby's still not answering. Can you try his other phone?
Stranger: (ikr, i feel soproud cos I'm the one that got him into SPN) I've tried them all... no answer.
Stranger: (hey, do you have msn or facebook? i dont mind if you dont want to hand out your email address :L)
You: (I do! I'll send you a link to my fb and you can add me
Which is good because I have to go now!
)
Stranger: (ooh pretty handy i asked then!)
You:
www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001584336413Stranger: (friended you (: you a HP fan as well?)
You: (Indeed! You?)
Stranger: (yeah, i cosplayed to see the last film :L)
You: (I didn't get a friend request btw, perhaps it didn't send... And are you gonna get in early access Pottermore?)
Stranger: (I tried, itwouldn't let me!! stupid thing. damn... um, well I'm Kitty Rose Tyler. hold on, i'll try refreshing or something...)
You: (You're friends with Karla Grimes?)
Stranger: (wait, it says it accepted you but you're offline. Karla... um, friend of a friend i think. I dont really know her)
You: (She goes to my school! Small world...)
Stranger: (omg cool!)
You: (What are the odds?
are you Irish then?)
Stranger: (no, english, i moved here about 5 years ago. hey, you havent heard of a megan sharp, have you?)
You: (Fraid not :/ Yeah, I'm Scottish, moved here ten years ago! Annywho, I really must be off, it was more than terrific to meet you!!!! SAMMY OUT!
)
Stranger: (WHOO! Chat to you on facebook! (also yay scottish) bye Sammy! :L)
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